Defender Replacement 2018 version

I am heading up to NY this weekend and will stop by the NY Auto Show.  There are only two vehicles I plan to look at, although I will hurry through the show to see what other vehicles are begging for my attention.  It will be difficult for me part with the Defender after 24 years, but I need to make sure I am not overlooking something that could be as valuable for me for the next X years as the Defender was for the last 24.  Back in 1993, when I was looking for a replacement for my JEEP CJ-7, I listed 41 criteria and the Defender met 40 of them with the highest score (4.0). The only one it failed was Made in America, although Ford came through for me on that several years later when it bought Land Rover, for a few years anyway.  Below is the list of criteria I will take to NY this weekend to score the vehicles.
 
The only reasons I would depart with the Defender are:
1- I need a vehicle I can sleep in during emergencies and provide some degree of comfort (space and warmth, not to mention protection from bears) when doing so.
2- I need a vehicle that can be serviced anywhere in North America. The Defender at 24 poses two problems in this regard, parts and mechanics. Even the Land Rover people refuse to service the Defender anymore, and don’t even have the compatible service computers to do so.
3- I need a vehicle that Donner cannot escape from.
 
The only two vehicles I think can replace the Defender are the Jeep Wrangler and the MB G-Wagon.  But if I am going to send $125,000 for the latter (which I never would do), I always have the option of having a Defender-110 built for me for the same price.
 
Here is my list of 62 requirements for the Defender’s replacement.
 
 
Defender Replacement 2018
 
  1.  

Accessory
Air compressor on board
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Accessory
Air snorkel
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Accessory
Bluetooth
  1.  

Accessory
Brush bars
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Accessory
Capable speakers
  1.  

accessory
Console, but not too in the way
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Accessory
GPS
  1.  

Accessory
Heavy duty front bumper
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Accessory
Heavy duty rear bumper
  1.  

Accessory
Skid plates on differentials, gas tank
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Accessory
Substantial AC
  1.  

Accessory
Substantial heater
  1.  

accessory
Tow hooks on front chassis
  1.  

Accessory
Trailer hitch
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Accessory
Winch 5000 pounds
  1.  

doors
Capability to cage rear windows for dogs
  1.  

Doors
Four doors (five with rear)
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doors
Manual windows preferred
  1.  

Doors
Rear door opens to right
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Drive
16 inches of clearance
  1.  

Drive
40 foot or less turning circle
  1.  

Drive
Five speed manual transmission
  1.  

Drive
Front, rear, front-rear differential locks
  1.  

Drive
Hi/Lo/lockable front-rear
  1.  

Drive
Lockable front and rear axles
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Drive
Permanent four-wheel-drive
  1.  

drive
Substantial towing capacity
  1.  

Electronics
Minimal electronics
  1.  

Engine
Powerful engine, 4.6 liter or higher
  1.  

Exterior
Box profile
  1.  

Exterior
Compact profile
  1.  

Exterior
Dog accessible in rear
  1.  

Exterior
Good road handling, not top-heavy
  1.  

Exterior
No more than 84 inches with roof rack
  1.  

Exterior
Retractable side view mirrors
  1.  

Exterior
Running boards
  1.  

Fuel
360-mile gas range (15 mpg X 23 gallons)
  1.  

Fuel
Accessible fuel pump
  1.  

Interior
72” in rear with seats removed down
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interior
Not luxurious, no leather
  1.  

Lights
Capability for adding floodlights
  1.  

Lights
LED
  1.  

Lights
Substantial headlights
  1.  

Roof
Soft top with surrey roof capability
  1.  

Roof
Sunroof
  1.  

Roofrack
Shovel holder
  1.  

Roofrack
Spare ladder holder
  1.  

Roofrack
Full roof rack with rear ladder
  1.  

Roofrack
Hi Jack Holder
  1.  

Roofrack
Jerry can holder
  1.  

Roofrack
Pull Pal holder
  1.  

Roofrack
Water can holder
  1.  

Seats
Front seat falls down and reclinable
  1.  

Seats
Heated seats
  1.  

Seats
Removable rear seats or complete fold-down
  1.  

Tires
Spare tire mount on hood
  1.  

Tires
Spare tire on rear door
  1.  

Tires
Tire mount on back without container
  1.  

Tires
Tires – BF Goodrich mud terrains quality
  1.  

X- Cost
Affordable
  1.  

X- Warranty
Substantial warranty
  1.  

X-Other
Made in America